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What is Gunophobia?

Dear Daddy:

I saw something in the "CovenantNews" thing, where somebody was talking about something they were calling "gunophobia."

Is this really a recognized psychological maladjustment?

Thanks for your response.

PhD


Dear PhD:

Is PhD really a word? I see it all the time.

"Gunophobia" is certainly recognized by those who can read. It is one of the symptoms that can occur when one is infected with the mutant virus "GUNARIA", which is what the researchers at the Center for Disident Control (CDC) are believed to have let escape into the population. It , as you know, stands for "Gun And Rifle Inordinate Anxiety---which can produce a truly paralysing syndrome.

Be sure to wash your hands.

Daddy

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