Uncelebrate King 2009

Alan Stang / NewsWithViews.com:
One of the many symptoms of the decline and fall of American civilization is its confusion about heroes. We have sports "heroes," men who are paid lots of money to play games. We have movie "heroes," who are paid even more money to pretend to be someone else. Our newest "hero" is an illegal alien whose real name we don't know, whose total qualifications are a beautiful, black preacher voice, who will be coronated tomorrow as Emperor Also Known As the First.

Posted by Editor at January 19, 2009 04:33 AM