The New Utopian Bible

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New Bible Translation Wows Progressives
"For the first time, readers will understand that 'Thou shalt not' is just another way of saying 'By all means, thou shalt.'" The chair of the New Utopian Translation's executive committee, retired federal judge Andy Nomian, explained: "The verses in the original Greek and Hebrew have penumbras and emanations invisible to those chuckleheads on the Christian Right," he said.

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Posted by Editor at April 23, 2005 09:00 PM